* Jim_Smith pokes Foe.
* Jim_Smith pokes harder.
* Jim_Smith dry-humps Foe.
* Nightwing censors the channel.
* `Domino covers her eyes.
<Jim_Smith> Dammit, I'll just ask the rest of you.  What are the Magneto Protocols?

....

* kyms_paperwork peeks out from behind the bar. "Is it safe to look now?"
<`Domino> Maybe...
<Nightwing> You tell me... ;)
<kyms_paperwork> Tell you what? O:)
<Nightwing> If it's safe. Not that I trust you, or anything.
<`Domino> *snicker*
<kyms_paperwork> If what's safe?
<Nightwing> The room... scratch that, it's never safe.
<`Domino> *G*
<kyms_paperwork> Why isn't the room safe?
<Jim_Smith> Because I was dry-humping Foe.
<kyms_paperwork> Why?
<Nightwing> because he could.
<kyms_paperwork> Why?
<kyms_paperwork> (and yes, I was stuck with a 3 year old for several hours today. >:}  )
<`Domino> Well, you see, when... ah. wait. Wrong story. :)
<Jim_Smith> Well, when a Jim and a Foe love each other very much...
* Kitty_Pryde dipsmooches Kym.
<kyms_paperwork> *chokes on her apple*
<`Domino> *laughs*
<kyms_paperwork> *blushes and then blinks* I'm telling Ian!
<`Domino> *chokes on her root beer*

...

<Jim_Smith> They do this whole bit on Conan where one of their graphic artists claims to speak for America as he vents his rage on very obscure topics.
<Jim_Smith> "I am an avid fan of the sci-fi show 'Stargate SG-1.'  Although I enjoy the action on the show, I cannot stand the character Daniel Jackson, who is always slowing down the action to do scientific stuff.  Needless to say, I was very pleased when his character was killed in Season [I forgot], as the action increased considerably."
<Nightwing> Five, if I'm recalling right.
* Foenix nods, five.
<Nightwing> "And the crowd went wild! And then he came back, all ascended-like, and the crowd went, "Bugger." "
<Lyssie> At the end of five, yeah. And, uh, Jonas? Daniel, but with a happier outlook on life. 
<CurlyJo> *snicker*
<Lyssie> And Martin was an alien convinced he was human. He was the creator of the Wormhole X-treme show which was... quite like the Stargate progam.
<Jim_Smith> Either Brucha or my dad told me about Wormhole X-treme.  I'm frightened that I don't know which one.
<Foenix> LOL
<Nightwing> Jim: Try dry-humping them both and see what happens. Maybe it'll jog your memory.
* Nightwing runs
<kyms_paperwork> *dies*
<Lyssie> ...
* Jim_Smith kills Ryss.
* Nightwing reincarnates.
<Jim_Smith> Yay!  More chances to kill you!
<Nightwing> Not another step, or I employ Chuck Austen to write Avengers/TBolts. 
<Jim_Smith> ...
<Foenix> ROFL!
<Jim_Smith> Dammit, this is between you and me.  Leave the girl out of this!
<Foenix> And Liefeld as penciller!
* Nightwing looks smug.
* Jim_Smith grabs John Byrne and threatens to assign him to Nightwing.
<Nightwing> That'd be an improvement, all things considered at present.
<Jim_Smith> Sonuva...
<Jim_Smith> I wish I knew more crappy writers.  X-fans, help me out here!
* Nightwing preens.
<Foenix> Joe Kelly.
<Foenix> Er
<Foenix> CASEY!
<kyms_paperwork> *applauds Ryss*
<Jim_Smith> Wait, I could just have Nightwing marry that lady...
<Jim_Smith> Whoever it is that nobody wants him to marry.
<Foenix> Devin?
<Jim_Smith> I wish I had a clue what was going on in Nightwing.
<CurlyJo> So do I.
<CurlyJo> *G*
<Jim_Smith> I guess I could just kill Nightwing. Hal Jordan would make a fine Nightwing II...
<Nightwing> He's still a regular in at least one other title. ;)
<kyms_paperwork> o.o Ryss, I apologize now if what I just cursed someone with comes true.  I really don't want Daniel in every future ep of any Stargate Episode.
<Jim_Smith> You mean...Outsiders?  Oh, but I have thought of everything, my dear.
<Nightwing> Keep trying. ;)
<Jim_Smith> Blast.
<Nightwing> It really couldn't suck much more right now. :P
<Jim_Smith> You win this round, Nightwing!
* Nightwing grins.